![]() ![]() Now, before I take your mom behind this curtain a few things about this fine lady. ![]() Please welcome my first guest today, your mom. In this show, I meet up with your mom and I bust her ass like a looter in a riot. Welcome to my new show, Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom. I'll go clack-clack all up in your face, mother Hi, there. She'll have the chef salad, and I'll have I'll have the steak.ĭon't want none of this, bitch! Let me get these rubber bands off. The impact throws people through windows! Arms hanging from the luggage rack! Children's faces are trampled in panic! The guy in the bathroom breaks his neck and passes out in his on filth! It's carnage! Bloody fucking carnage! People demand to know why! Why would God allow something like this to happen?! The humanity! Here comes the yum-yum train. #Gobot coke can full#Yum-yum express comin' through! Next stop, tummy land! Oh, no! The bridge is closed! Full reverse engines! Slam on the brakes! Come on, women and children first! Oh, dear God! It looks like the tracks are coming to an end! Everyone on board lurches forward. Here comes the yum-yum train right into the station. Sorry, folks, the other two ninja contestants were found decapitated backstage. I don't know the first thing about martial arts. Let us see what our first ninja contestant can do.įantastic! Let's go to our panel of judges. Please help me welcome Dan Norbert, corporate accountant. Tonight we'll see real live ninjas compete to find out who can be the most stealthy and effective assassin. You are going too fast! Pull over immediately! Konnichiwa, and welcome to Ninja Stars. Robot Chicken has screwed the proverbial pooch when attempting to skewer the vast and magnificent world of the Gobots.ĭaniel?! Come get your supper, honey! Mom, I you my name was Gyro Robo! - Sorry, Gyro Robo. I won't even dignify this scene with my analysis. I have taken the liberty of re-dubbing this scene. When the character was originated in Japan in 1981 Cop-Tur's name was Gyro Robo. Turbo is a good Gobot and Cop-Tur is a Renegade Gobot.Īlso, Cop-Tur was only his lame American name. ![]() You're a helicopter and your name is Cop-Tur? - Yes. It is both painful and traumatic as anyone who has lived through it can tell you. Scooter? - Don't come in! - What are you doing in there? - Don't come in! This is not a hilarious circumstance. Second of all, Gobots do not masturbate, if that is indeed what you are implying. The following is my annotated version of your worthless attempt at humor.įirst of all, Gobots do not live in houses. I viewed your recent Gobots sketch with an utter lack of mirth and an abundance of extreme displeasure. ![]()
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